January 2012
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so this morning i was walking right in front of these two guys talking about an omelet and i was trying so hard not to laugh. it sorta went:
omelet guy: i made this awesome omelet this morning. it was huge. it had like, two eggs, some chicken… it was awesome.
not-omelet guy: mmhmm.
omelet guy: i gotta make you one one morning. it was so good.
but oh my lord i love the heels.
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“Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your...”
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“You gradually get over the pain. It doesn’t go away, not for a long time, but it...”
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the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
US government: also pizza is vegetables