January 2011
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Do you still need an electric blanket? Your mother and I are at bed bath and beyonce.
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Do you still need an electric blanket? Your mother and I are at bed bath and beyonce.
December 2010
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Me: Did you call?
Dad: Just tried. No answer. :(-) I like this emoticon and shall be using it on a go-forward basis.
Me: Wtf is it even supposed to signify?
Dad: It signifies hopey and changey. :(-)
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Me: Can you pick me up from the airport tomorrow?
Dad: Fisheads.
Me: What?
Dad: its my only saved quicktext.
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Me: Why is your facebook profile picture the Grinch?
Mom: Idk he’s cute lol and his heart starts to grow.
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Me: Why is your facebook profile picture the Grinch?
Mom: Idk he’s cute lol and his heart starts to grow.
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“We have been taught to believe that negative equals realistic and positive...”
– Susan Jeffers
i miss the nightlight that shone fish onto my wall. i miss the red leather couch and i miss the chaise. i miss the book nook and the pictures on my walls and all the books i figured i wouldn’t have time to read. i miss mulan the bamboo plant and the upstairs shower and the downstairs bathroom. i miss the high ceiling. i miss our food because we usually had some combination of diet coke...
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“I got married a very long time ago… Ten years at this point. [Applause.] Thank...”
– John Darnielle
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i just want to take this opportunity to apologize for all the times my tumblr is weird and ugly and clogged up with stupid text posts about my day and pictures of my face. aka right now. things will improve, promise.
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Anonymous asked: you're kinda sorta really adorable.
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Mom: Walked the dog.
Me: Thanks!
Mom: He pooped twice and ate sticks
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Mom: Walked the dog.
Me: Thanks!
Mom: He pooped twice and ate sticks
Anonymous asked: you're kinda sorta really adorable.
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dilemma of right now
i’m so hungry
there’s no food in the house
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“have a good new year’s!”
“if we don’t see you before then”
please
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her: i have always wanted to play soccer its really fun the coach told me black people cant play so ohwell
me: if i can play soccer ANYONE can play soccer
me: wait but the coach really said that?
her: lol :):)
her: yea i told the princple and she said well he is the coach
i'm so angry right now. this is a fourteen-year-old girl being told she can't play soccer because she's black by not one but TWO adults with authority in her life.
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Mom: COME HOME RIGHT NOW
Mom: COME HOME RIGHT NOW
Mom: COME HOME RIGHT NOW
Mom: COME HOME RIGHT NOW
Mom: COME HOME RIGHT NOW
Mom: COME HOME RIGHT NOW
Me: Okay….um why did you send me this 6 times?
Mom: i am mad
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Mom: COME HOME RIGHT NOW
Mom: COME HOME RIGHT NOW
Mom: COME HOME RIGHT NOW
Mom: COME HOME RIGHT NOW
Mom: COME HOME RIGHT NOW
Mom: COME HOME RIGHT NOW
Me: Okay….um why did you send me this 6 times?
Mom: i am mad
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how you can tell i saw black swan:
i hung out in legwarmers and a tutu after i got home tonight. and read paper towns, which is unrelated but quite nice in that john green, deliberately hipster, awkward-slightly-angsty-teenager-crushing-on-a-misunderstood-rebel-in-the-body-of-a-potentially-suicidal-but-curvaceous-teenage-girl way that i do so appreciate.
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ME: Did you write “HI” in the snow on the back window of my car?
DAD: Maybe……HI!!!!!!!!!!