so this morning i was walking right in front of these two guys talking about an omelet and i was trying so hard not to laugh.  it sorta went:

omelet guy: i made this awesome omelet this morning.  it was huge.  it had like, two eggs, some chicken… it was awesome.

not-omelet guy: mmhmm.

omelet guy: i gotta make you one one morning.  it was so good.